Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Randomize
