does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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