You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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