i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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