I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize