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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He has the fingertips of a God
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