she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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