Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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