Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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