Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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