ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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