I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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