Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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