i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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