If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's official drugs can't kill me
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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