Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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