i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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