I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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