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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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