im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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