Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
