i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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