Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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