Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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