Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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