Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
that may or may not have been my penis.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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