Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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