hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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