let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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