She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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