dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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