Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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