over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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