Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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