We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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