Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You are a genius and a whore.
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