The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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