on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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