What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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