so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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