awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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