My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they need to just BURY HIM!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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