Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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