the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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