i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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