Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My life is pants optional.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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