return my video game
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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