Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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