oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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