you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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