there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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