Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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