that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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