Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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