I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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