You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
