did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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